Winter Spider

Published January 8, 2014 by clanofthesleepingbear

You find a large-bodied spider in the house, on a sub-zero winter day. You like spiders, so you don’t want to kill it. Do you:

A) put it outside, where it’s going to freeze to death
B) squish it, because while you like spiders squishing is a kinder death than freezing
C) move it to the basement, thus ensuring your scared-of-spiders wife won’t go into the basement for the next month (and now you’ll have to do all the basement errands, multiple times a day)
D) leave the spider in the house to co-exist, until the next time your wife sees it

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